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Your “ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DRAFT !!!1!1!!!” Thursday Open Thread
FINALLY, purpose has come back to the NFL. The first round is a week today, and none too soon for the starved fetishists of…
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Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge
Sunday Night Football on Thursday Night Presents: The Big Pick Night (I’m not sure if the NFL has successfully trademarked the word ‘Draft’ yet) is…
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A Friendly Conversation
Operator: Greater Raleigh Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, one moment please….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3
I always enjoy the odd-numbered rounds more than the even-numbered ones. I’m not sure why. Around round three is where teams begin to differentiate…
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Your “Why Would You Do It?” Thursday Open Thread
Somehow, at the bottom of a particularly strange rabbit hole this morning, I found this in my browser: WIP-FM IS SEEKING A PART-TIME ANNOUNCER…
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Playoffs? Talk about playoffs?? We’re in even if we can’t win a game!
Look, it’s no secret that I was pretty hard on the 2015 NFL product. Officiating snafus, points of emphasis, and general game management ineptitudes…
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Your “I’ve Seen That Look Before” Tuesday Open Thread
Here, let’s relive it again, in video: and gif form: Oh, that’s the pure stuff. JUST PUT IT INTO MY VEINS!!! Kris Jenkins is…
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MLB Opening Day Reflections on NFL Team Names
First of all, why the hell is there interleague play on the first day of the season? That’s the kind of dumb move I…