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2021 Banner Madness: First Round, Day 2

Day 2 means 5 more first-round matchups, this time from the GAMBLOR region. 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being…

2020 sucked. We can all agree on that due to *once again gestures to outside world* all this shit. You name it, it probably…

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out I did a dumb and thought HiJinx would upset Uppercut, and was rewarded with about a…

A blurb in one year of my high school’s yearbook had the note about the debate team “You too can become a triple-octofinalist.” Which…

Welcome back to the Beat! It’s the last midnight Fight Night of the (technically) 2020 season, and with it the 32-bot bracket will be…

Brought to you by Blake Bortles. Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we started asking questions about 1-2 bots. Among them, Tombstone.…

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time we watched the equivalent of a mouse beating an elephant right after the saddest fight in BattleBots…

Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…

Senor Weaselo stands at the edge of the Purgatory’s peak, the edge of the Earthly Paradise. Yes, Glasgow Fog in hand. His duty complete,…

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that…