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The D of S, Vol. II: The Earthly Paradise
Night on top of the mountain of Purgatory. tWBS: So, what’s gonna happen? Senor: Beats me. After all, I’m not gonna be with you.…
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BattleBots Beat: Oh Great, More Salt
Welcome back to the Beat, now back at its regular time assuming I get this done in time! Eh, I should be fine. Anyway,…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VII
tWBS: Why am I nervous? Senor: Because as I said, this is the lust terrace upcoming, and you posted compilations of sexy pictures on…
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BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’
Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VI
Place and time: Walking up into the sixth terrace of Purgatory, right after Mozart ditched them. tWBS: You know, I’ve been wondering. I’ve gone…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo V
Place: Walking into the fifth terrace of Purgatory, when… Voice: Adhaesit pavimento anima mea. My soul cleaves to the dust; revive me with Your…
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BattleBots Beat: Let the Salt Begin
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we learned that Senorita Weaselo’s two favorite bots (and two of mine) are a combined 0-2.…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo IV
It’s the next morning on Purgatory. tWBS: Hey, wake up. Senor: Ugh, I slept like I was on a rock. (He checks his “pillow.”)…
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BattleBots Beat: When Titans Collide
Everyone still standing? Good. Welcome back to the Beat, the leading BattleBots wall o’text that gets written and formatted the day before because it’s…
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo III
Senor: …Seamus? tWBS has a hand on his head and a hand on the ground to try and prevent himself from falling. Because falling…