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Your “I Learned It By Watching You!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Martavis Bryant has publicly said he wants out of Pittsburgh. The once-suspended WR says that if Pittsburgh won’t use him, then they…
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Your “My Buns Have No Seeds” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin…
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Your “Classic Nordberg” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Given their history as a dumpster fire, it’s perhaps not surprising that the Browns’ stadium is clapped with the same material as…
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Your “Wait – What’s That On The Horizon?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The wait is almost over! Five teams – the Ravens, Bears, Cowboys, Jaguars, and Saints – all open training camps tomorrow. It’s just first-year players,…
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Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread
Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…
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Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones…
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Your “Daddy Doesn’t Understand It” Monday Evening Open Thread
NHL News: The second-round starts Wednesday with the Western conference matchups, Nashville at St. Louis and Edmonton at Anaheim. NBC is pinning its ratings…
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Your “Dammit Ratbirds – You Had One Job!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I don’t care – it’s the NFL photo of the year. NFL News: Eric Dickerson has already begun trolling Jeff Fisher by saying Jim…