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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Holiday Rush
It’s that pre-Christmas rush, or as musicians know it, time to play the same things we play every goddamn year. Okay, that’s a slight…
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Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo
Good evening. Due to recent personal events, in lieu of our usual frivolity, we bring this piece. My grandfather (aka Grandpa Weaselo) passed away…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay
In that I don’t get it for having TWO gigs last week outdoors, in November. I instead get to play in poorly-heated tents. I’m…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A (Shoehorned) World Cup Preview in Tunisia
(It was birthday week, and rehearsal Friday, concert Saturday, gig Sunday, gig Monday. At some point we will go back to our regularly scheduled…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: C Material
You know how sometimes you don’t entirely know where you’re going with things? Well, tonight’s column is one of them. So let’s get to…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: This October in F*** You (ALCS Edition!)
Ah yes, the matchup that most people care about but also absolutely despise, those fuckers vs. those cheating fuckers. “Hooray!” said almost nobody outside…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Previews and Last Reviews
Let’s actually start with the latter. I was all set to do the Beaties this week (though that would apparently require time to think…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Quite Sunday Gravy
Evening lizard peo—*gets message through earpiece*—Wait, really? I knew it was an Illuminati joke, but… ahh, I gotcha. Damn bigots, it’s why we can’t…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History
No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored my…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Tactical Errors
Greetings lizard people. A smarter me would be reporting to you live from the madhouse that is probably Yankee Stadium. See, I got an…