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Month: August 2015
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In Honor of Xmas Ape, Some Not-So-Terrible Towels.
I could write a long love letter to Christmas Ape and (almost) everyone at KSK, past and present. I may still. However, I think…
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DFO Open House
/sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch…
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Team Preview Housekeeping
If you see your name in this sexy Niners-ish color below there has been a change from the earlier schedule and confirm that it…
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Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created…
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Chip’s Eagles get a Little Lighter; Boykin to Steelers
Chip Kelly is answering those critics the best way possible. By sending his best Cornerback Brandon Boykin across that great Alabama Sea known as mid-state Pennsylvania to their…
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After the Yellow Bar
It is a new day. Maybe not a great one, but a new one. The apocalypse of creative and funny versus corporate and restrictive…
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Cover Me (Refugee Radio Thread)
As the dick joke nation nurses its hangovers, I figured we could use some lighter fare this morning. To that end, I give you…