Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Party Rio style. Gaucho Flank Steak and the Caipirinha!

Greetings from Rio! Home of the 2016 Olympic Games! Nah I'm just fucking with you, I'm watching from home like any sane person would. I will admit it's been a very US friendly games this time around and I'm certain that every single one of our chosen Olympians is performing strait up

Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread

Dear Diary: It's been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don't get me wrong-I love football but the second half of these games look like a bunch of anonymous wrestling fans enjoying their day-pass from some anger management facility. The thing is...there's a ton of compelling drama going

BattleBots Olympic Break: The 20 Greatest BattleBots Fights, Part 1

Hi everyone, Senor back from two weeks of playing musical theater for a two-week break before going back to play more musical theater. Which means I can re-take the recaps! For those of you who missed Rikki's excellent job of filling in for me, we ended the round of 32

Request Line: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - LATE NIGHT The segment producer and an intern - CONNOR - stand in front of the sound board, peering into the recording booth. PRODUCER: [yawns] You got that coffee? CONNOR: [hands over a steaming mug] PRODUCER: How are we for time? CONNOR: Two minutes to air.  If you don't mind my asking,

Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that's Roger Goodell) would cancel six games.  Right? (my glass is half full btw) So here we are-cheering for football itself, our fave teams and most importantly, NO INJURIES. This is who we are, folks.

CFL Beat: Week 8

So after the Hall of Fame Game debacle earlier this week, I guess I was wrong - real football's return was premature. At any rate, maybe it will give you pause to pay more attention to this week's matchups in the meantime, even with preseason games finally beginning tonight! I

NFL Speakeasy Stories: Amor Fati

Honor Amongst Thieves, Uptown. 2:47 am, August 11th, 2016 "To Larry!" In unison, "TO LARRY!" With a sarcastic sense of modesty "Oh ok. To me." Larry Fitzgerald wasn't a comedian but he was a likable individual and one the NFL's truly good guys; and the roaring applause to his response was proof. Drafted by Arizona in 2004,

Your “C’mon, Get Here Already!” Wednesday Open Thread

NFL Missing Person Updates: HURT: Bills rookie linebacker Reggie Ragland - ACL - out for the season Giants WR Victor Cruz - strained calf; won't play first preseason game CUT: Rams rookie WR Deon Long - for bringing a woman into the dorm BACK: Seahawks TE Jimmy Graham - first day