Month: November 2016

Week 11 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast with Special Guest DTZM and the Definitive Guide to Fan Narratives

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[soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/293427504" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /] [Editor's Note: This week we had DFO's own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris on the podcast to discuss the founding of DFO and shoot the shit about a bunch of NFL topics. We really appreciate him coming on, it was a great time and hope

“HAHT OF DAHKNESS!” A Special Boots On The Ground Report From New England

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Going to America right after the YUGGGGGGGEST election in its history seemed, to most Canadians we know, like a suicide mission. But we needed a break, and with my wife going back east for a conference and my Collective Agreement allowing for 15 days of "Leave of Absence: Without Pay",

Your “Oh Great, HE’S Back” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Notes: Accepting the inevitable, Tony Romo validates Dak Prescott as the starter, thus beginning the Drew Bledsoe phase of his playing career. RGIII has been cleared for non-contact practice. No 0ne has thought to ask him if he wants to come back. Not coming back: Christine Michael, who was

Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference

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INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY - SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure enters the room and slowly waddles up to the microphone.] Chip Kelly: Thank you all for gathering here today. I know that there have been a lot of

Amazement Is Not Leprosy Open Thread

Don T -
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As a ranked competitor in the World Series of Seething, I’m a fan of detachment. It is therefore distressing to see the proliferation of “that did not surprise me” as the go-to phrase for fake punditry. Bullshit: no one foresaw the Lions atop the NFC North. Not even Cootercrats. Another one

Commentist Beer Barrel: Land of the Rising Suds

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Hi kids! It's your friendly neighborhood curate, Reverend Mayhem, subbing in for makeitsnow. He is currently...indisposed. So, let's get right down to it. Today, I am reviewing Hitachino Nest White Ale and Red Rice Ale from Japan. I've noticed this column trends a little heavily toward North American craft beers, with

Your “Worst Uninvited House guest in EVAR!!” Walking Dead Recap

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Greetings fellows and fellettes.  For this week's recap of The Slowest Show On Earth...errr The Walking Dead, I'm filling in for the lovely and talented BeerGuyRob.  Because apparently traveling with Ms. Rob is more important to him that we are.  I know I feel important in his list of priorities.