Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”

Tonight's episode: BAKER'S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest.  The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed.  Off in the distance,  a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber

Your “What – Nothing’s On Again?! Where’s “The Longest Day”?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Proving you can move a team but the misery still follows, Chargers rookie Mike Williams is out of remaining OTAs with a herniated disc. Jamaal Charles hopes to be the #1 back in Denver in 2017. "When I left Kansas City, I was still at the top. It was

Twin Picks – Ep 3: The Usual Suspects

Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we are waiting in the office of Bengals owner Mike Brown. I am accompanied by local lawman, police chief Eliot Isaac who, thus far, has navigated me through interactions with two potential suspects: one AJ McCarron, a persistent and, frankly, creepy young man with

Your “You Idiot – You Proved You’re Replaceable!” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: In a move destined to cause no social media ruffles at all, the Seahawks signed Austin Davis to compete for a backup QB position. If I had to guess, and I am, Kaep not wanting to drop his salary down to backup & Hawks salary-cap levels also played

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 11

We're getting close to the halfway point and the dreaded byes have started, so this week's Beat is going to be a little abbreviated. How abbreviated?  Six games in all instead of our usual nine.  I know, I'm as disappointed as you are, but if we stick together, we'll make

Commentist Beer Barrel: Shoot to Thrill

Good afternoon, beer coin-a-suers. [DFO's] resident drunk beer reviewer, Make It Snow, is an a lot of something else right now apparently, and as BFC pointed out last week, guest posts are a happenin'. I am your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and this week you are stuck with

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Salute la bandiera Italiano! Ravioli with Two Sauces.

Good morning folks! Thanks for joining us for another edition of Sunday Gravy. I appreciate your bearing with me over the past two weeks while I was attending family events and the like. Thanks for humoring me while I highlighted a couple of entry level recipes for you. Yes, the egg salad recipe

Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I hope BeerGuyRob's ass is OK.  And this is a selfish proclamation.  Let me explain. Due to Rob's ass problems, this is my third open thread of the week.  And already I'm out of ideas.  I don't know how that magnificent bastard does it. I'm sitting here right now trying to figure

TGISF…aka “Wow I Almost Messed That One Up” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed Sexy Friday.  At the time, my response was something like "Yes of course we will, but we've got plenty of time yet". And now look.  Several weeks