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Month: July 2017
#feverdream (198) *Not A* Sponsored Post (636) AFL Beat (279) A Selection Of (364) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (277) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5142) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (168) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (915) futbol (512) Gambling (344) Game Preview (541) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1080) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1071) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (593) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2948) Open Threads (4285) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (704) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (517) STORNG TAEK!!1! (325) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (562) Wumbo Wednesday (182)
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“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread
(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it’s the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football!…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Texas Edition
Note to self: Next time I take a picture for use as a banner, make sure to turn the damned phone sideways as profile…
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DFO Radio: Some Like It Hot
INT. TRUMP TOWER – DAY. Boxed-in video footage of a conference room. Several well-dressed men sit around a conference table with their attention focused…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 16
So, you know how I keep saying that this season is full of surprises and that you never know what’s going to happen on…
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Your “Wow, There’s Legitimately Nothing Going On… Or Is There?” Sunday Open Thread
Man, I’ll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was… As it turns out, it’s tough slogging when the rest of…
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Iron Cook with Low Commander: Leftovers?! Scramble!
Good afternoon, denizens of debauchery. I am here to tickle your taste buds as our own Yeah Right enjoys a week off from being…
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July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread
There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid,…
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Baking with Litre II
This is round 2 for baking posts on a Saturday morning with what to make when you are about to get stoned, or are…
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TGISF…aka “You Look Good With That Between Your Legs” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Recovery Mode It has been a busy week. The July 4th holiday falling on a Tuesday might have given us a nice long drunken…
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Request Line: Some Like it HOT
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping iced coffee. An athletic young man is…