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Month: July 2017
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)
The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many…
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Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread
Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That’s not where I am right now – it’s where I’ll be when this open thread posts. The forecast…
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An Afternoon Quickie…Tales From the Front with Shogun.
Some have asked, so here we go. There was a woman who had 15 kids. Pregnant for over 12 years before 45. She never…
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25 Questions About…
This Of course, I mean amateur photography. In case you’ve living in a tree the last 50 years, here’s the full sketch: Now, I’ve…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
We’ve made it past two stat holidays, and now there’s not much to do for the rest of the summer on the relaxation front…
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Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread
Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but…
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Twin Picks – Ep 5: Collective Soul
Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two,…
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Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…
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White Men Deserve a Break
Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo’s “In Defense of The White Male”, published in the Boston Globe…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…