Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address—

oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don’t shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day for that!

— Rev locked himself in his own vehicle and can’t figure out how to free himself, so I’m off the couch. I don’t have much to input, since I’m an empty void of anything creative. However, I can say there’s a lot of hawkey and hoops tonight, both pro and semi-pro.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/schedule

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/schedule

https://www.espn.com/nba/schedule

— I hope Alex stops back before too much longer. I can’t be the only one curious how the board game developmenting is progressing. Maybe Bo Nix is starring in his next one.. Does anyone have the link to the DFO board game that was set up last year? My dumbass lost it, and would love to get back there.

— Here’s one question to ponder: what’s one thing about your jorb that majority of coworkers despise, but you enjoy? I hope it’s not math, but it’s probably math.

— Since we’re obstensibly an NFL blog, how prison-boned are the Saints right now? Holy poop on a stick. Loomis goes overlooked for general manager destruction, but wow. That may be a while to fix. I’m not going to make a weather analogy.

Also, DangerRuss made another Pro Bowl somehow. That’s ten for him, which becomes a big Hall of Fame statistical number that Peter King types slob over. That’s Tomlin Voodoo, I guess. Drake Maye also made the Pro Bowl, and Tua didn’t. #LOLphins?

That’s the extent of my blathering. See yinz below.