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The King is Dead, Long Live The King

Are you willing to take the Oath? Balls replies I am willing. Balls places his hand on the Kama Sutra, and the Archbishop of…

LemonJello is unavailable this week, so I am back to tell you how things shook out in the Fantasy Football leagues. As you remember,…

Somewhere in Baltimore…. The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!” He muttered…

Somewhere in Cancún…. The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!” She muttered…

Somewhere in Northern Ontario…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”…

I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16,…

This has been talked about for years in secret Taco Bell circles and it has finally been brought to life. Frankensteined to life, if…

¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out…

¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour has gone on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Now you, Homecoming Queen, where is the…

THE BEN’s wildest dream that doesn’t involve a bathroom has come true! The Choco Taco has been rebooted! No, Klondike has not decided to…