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Your “Death From Above; Baltimore Monday” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ESPN had someone follow future broadcaster Tony Romo around a golf course during his US Open qualifier. I don’t think they cut…
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Your “Here In Status Symbol Land” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Just a right-pretty day on the Best Coast. So, here’s my tulip garden, and the dog. The rest of the yard is…being worked…
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Your “I Got Some Money ‘Cause I Just Got Paid” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Today turned out better than it was supposed to, because I didn’t get rooked into going to my eldest niece’s ballet recital –…
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Your “Well Joe, My Opinion Is, ‘DOOONN’T CAAARRE’” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: It’s getting crowded in the booth, as Jay Cutler has apparently auditioned for John Lynch’s old job at FOX. He must need…
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Your “Building Readership One Coupling At A Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
First off, a hearty congrats to litre_cola on the arrival of little deci, and sunrisesunrise on the arrival of little redskyatdawn. THAT’S…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 2)
Ext. The Seahawks draft room, Renton, WA. Previously: John Schneider and Pete Carroll are arguing over TV channels when John Schneider decides he’s had…
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Your “Why Would He Want To Leave?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Looking to prevent him developing an itch to scratch, Alabama put academics to the fore and gave Nick Saban an extension through…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 1)
Ext. The Seahawks “war room” in Renton, WA. It is draft night, April 27, 2017. Pete Carroll stands over a table full of papers,…
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Your “Stalin Admires the Union Control Roger Goodell Has” May Day Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Jaguras have picked up Blake Bortles’ fifth-year option, likely looking ahead to next year’s draft. The League has decided not to…
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Your “Perfect Day For A Quiet Friend” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Random thoughts for a Sunday afternoon: Awful nice of John Elway to draft the nephew of the only QB with more Super Bowl losses…