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Your “Maybe He’ll Wear The White Suit” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn’t from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on “Dancing With The Stars”. Having braved the DWTS…
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Your “Nice Lid, Sid” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: kind of quiet today As expected, Antonio Brown has filed a second grievance with the NFL over his helmet. He is claiming…
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Your “Return Of The King” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zeke is some pissed at Jerry Jones, after he found out his team’s owner made a “Zeke Who?” crack when asked about…
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Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread
I’m giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn’t be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the…
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“So It’s Come To This” – A 2019 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
As God is my witness, I had no idea where to go with this year’s preview. I have covered the Falcons for [DFO] for…
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Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th…
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Your “Hey – I Thought We Fired That Guy?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ryan Fitzpatrick is the scheduled starter for Miami in their first pre-season game this Thursday against Atlanta. Josh Rosen seems to be…
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Your “Sayonara Suckers” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Well, this is my last post for a bit, as I have hit my #content quota for the year, so the powers that be…
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Your Saturday Evening, One Week Until Hall Of Fame Inductions Open Thread
The Gatekeeper of Canton Welcome, my pretties, to the last weekend before the glorious return of NFL football*. It is a time of wonder…
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Your Wednesday Evening “Reporting For Duty, Sir!” Open Thread
NFL Notes: 18 teams begin full training camps today. 13 have veterans reporting; 5 have everyone reporting. In addition, rookies for the Bengals, Rams…