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Your “More Like ‘Sneakers At The Beer Garden’” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Banner photo by Daniel Berman/www.bermanphotos.com NFL Nuggets: First game of the season, and the first officiating error against the Saints. As most of you…
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Your Saturday Evening NFL Prelude Open Thread
The first week is over and boy-howdy am I ready for some hard drinking. I so far have registered 30 at-risk students in my…
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Your Wednesday Evening “Dollar Dollar Bills, Y’All” Open Thread
NFL Numbers: today’s news brought to you by the numbers 16, 21, and 84, and the numbers they received from their associated teams. Zeke…
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Your “I Don’t Think Any Of Them Will Become Iron Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: If the rumours are true, Ezekiel Elliott should have a new contract by the end of the day. He has left Mexico…
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Your LaboUr Day Evening Open Thread
Like most of you, I’m wrapping up the three-day weekend in advance of resuming life as a teacher on Tuesday. But a new school…
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Your Sunday Evening, Mid-Holiday Weekend Open Thread
First off, I wanna thank Balls for covering Saturday night so I could enjoy the day with WineWife. Now, on to the more important…
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Your Thursday Evening, “Wait – Who’s That Guy?!” Final Preseason Games Open Thread
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, filling in for Scotchy tonight. He’d love to be here with you, but he’s having to take…
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Your “Calm Before the Storm” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Colts fans demand refunds rejoice: Brock Osweiler has been brought in for a tryout. Because otherwise, the options after Jacoby Brissett gets…
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Your Tuesday Weld Evening Open Thread
Continued use of Wednesday Addams was getting creepy. NFL Notes: The fact that he’s voicing concern is concerning: Arthur Blank hopes the Falcons can…
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Your “We Should All Be So Lucky” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Andrew Luck updates: The Colts are letting him keep his bonus money from the last contract signing. It amounts to $16.8 million,…