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Your Wednesday Evening & Another Game 7 Open Thread
NFL News: One day until the Draft BEN EXTEND CONTRACT! BEN STAY IN RIVER CITY UNTIL 20 OR 21. BEN NOT SURE HOW YEARS…
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Your “WOOOOOO! GAME 7!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Two days until the Draft. The Seahawks, as predicted once they signed Russell to all that money, have traded Frank Clark. To…
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Your Easter Monday Pseudo-Holiday Open Thread
I don’t know if it is/was where you are, but today was another free day courtesy the calendar, the union, and a general desire…
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Your Easter Sunday Dinner Open Thread
Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the…
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Your “Get Off My Damn Lawn!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s 4/20 this weekend, and this shit is being played live withing listening distance of my house: As has been established, I’m a drinker,…
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Your “These Kids Today” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Tom Coughlin, pictured above, has opinions on players that skipped this week’s voluntary workouts. Borrowing from ESPN, Coughlin stated “We’re very close…
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Your Actually Wednesday NFL Schedule Release Open Thread
NFL News: Ahead of tonight’s schedule reveal at 8:00PM (“Only on the NFL Network!”), the International Games slate has been revealed. Remember that the…
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Your “Defence Wins Championships, But Offence Gets Paid” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Russell Wilson got PAID. A four-year extension worth $140 million, including a no-trade clause, keeping him a Seahawk until 2023. Or, more…
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Your “The Wrong Notre Dame Burned Down” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The day’s not over yet, so Russell Wilson’s deadline has not yet passed. There are trade rumours afoot in the absence of…
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Your Sunday Evening Even More Playoff Games Open Thread
What’s up, kids? It’s your friendly neighborhood Balls of Steel here filling in for BeerGuyRob, who has been called away on duty. (Read: Taking…
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