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Your “Is This How I Got Carpal Tunnel?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything’s coming up Cowboys today: A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners.…
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“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now,…
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Your “Catch Your Dreams Before They Slip Away” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Giants have ended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie’s suspension after one game. With the Seahawks coming to town, that makes sense, given the differences…
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Your “Money Is Burnin’ A Hole In Your Pocket” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that’ll be the true victory. And…
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“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye
Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype…
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Your “Milestones Come In All Forms” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game. Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, “562 comments? This…
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Your “Save Room For Biscuits” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread
Whether it be Thanksguiving, Columbus Day, or Indigenous Peoples Day, happy holiday Monday to you all. And if you didn’t have a holiday today,…
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Your “Saturday Nights Are Total Sports Nights Again!” Evening Open Thread
It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! OH GOD, I NEED MORE!!!111! And maybe a little something for my American friends? Looking…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – the Tennessee Titans
I was skeptical of which team to focus on this week. There are many fine choices at 2-2, even a couple one doesn’t expect…
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