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Your “Time To Put Butts In Seats” NHL Opening Day Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ben Roethlisberger says it’s his role as a leader to speak to teammates when they need to be spoken to. He obviously…
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“There’s A Team In Vegas?!” – A Half-assed Smart-ass NHL Preview
The NHL enters another season starting today. The season starts with 31 teams, with the newly ensconced Las Vegas Golden Knights taking the ice…
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Your Short & Simple Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday. A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court…
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Your “Stylin’ & Profilin’” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The pressure must have gotten to John Fox – it’s Truth Biscuit time in Chicago! His first game will be next Monday…
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Your “We’re Gonna Have A Ball Just Like We Always Do” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Hey there! It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, back for another Saturday night of kvetchin’ and cavortin’. Did you all enjoy last night’s AFL Grand…
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Your “People Are Stupid” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Different day, different angry owner: John Mara said the Giants will address Odell Beckham’s dog-peeing TD celebration. Reminder: his niece is my…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Seattle Seahawks
Of all the 1-2 teams I could choose, this week seemed fairly obvious to me. There are four teams at 1-2 that didn’t expect…
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Your “BUT I-AH BRAWT MAH OWN-AH CUP?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, they made the old man get out of bed, because stupid people heard RUSH SAID that the Steelers were being stupid.…
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Your “Wait – Is The ‘Victory Formation’ Now An Anti-American Protest?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?) Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is “proud” of the League’s response to Donald Trump’s…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – the New York Giants
So, it’s the start of Week-3 in the N. F. L. The articles are already starting to come out of the journalismism factories and…