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Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies
INT. FOX SPORTS STUDIOS — WESTWOOD, CA A producer mimes a countdown from five and, when reaching one, points a finger to the FS1…
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The Candidate
Any executives in the room? Anyone responsible for human resources, HR? How about anyone from a workplace that is always looking for good people?…
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Howdy Pardner
INT. ARIZONA CARDINALS PRESS ROOM — DRAFT CLASS INTRODUCTORY PRESS CONFERENCE Josh Rosen: …so, while I was a little emotional at the time, at the…
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War Room Conversations: Round 2
INT. ARIZONA CARDINALS WAR ROOM – DRAFT DAY 2 The Cardinals’ leadership is in conversation about what moves to make with the 15th selection…
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2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)
Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you…
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2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)
Out with a whimper, here are the last of your 2017 Quotables. A special thanks to Unsurprised for his contributions this week. Make me…
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2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Results)
Look, I didn’t feel like writing up any text on Tuesday and I sure as hell don’t feel like doing it today. Send me…
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2017 Quotables – Pro Bowl (Submissions)
Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose outside should have told you. As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it’s…
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2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)
Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I’m still hungover. So I’ll grind out some judgmental results here but…
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2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)
(Yeah, Swoop does not silhouette well.) I know there’s a lot anti Eagles-fan (present company always excluded) hate floating around here after the behavior…