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Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????
Wait, this first story seems very familiar. http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/ This story is TEARING ME APART. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future…
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Not a Natural Swordsman?
Learned some new tricks… A video posted by Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) on Jun 28, 2015 at 2:35pm PDT I was under the impression that…
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If We’re Gonna Do It…
…I might as well spend an extra 2 minutes. I grabbed us @doorfliesopen and set us up a Facebook page so that your racist…
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Welcome To The New House
Welcome, everybody, to the new home of [DOOR FLIES OPEN]. We’re happy to open the doors to our fancy new hovel. There may be…
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Suggestions Box
Hey guys, we’re starting to get some new faces (that are really old faces but WHATEVER) and I thought it was a good time…
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Friday Follies
It’s the weekend, kids. Let’s all say awful things about each other/other people in the comments and start the weekend off on the lowest…
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Suck It Rog
This is the first footnote in the NFLPA’s Notice of Arbitration Appeal of Tom Brady: 1 We also note that one arbitrator has previously…
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