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Sunday Funday Knee Jerk Reactions
With the bulk of the games finished for week 1 let us have a quick look at how all the fan basis are doing…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition
First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1 Second Circle (Lust) – A is…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3
I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb’s shoulder – As a Bears…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League – Part II
New Coach Orientation Welcome coaches grab a few beers and we will get down to business. Any questions, before we get into this? No.…
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Sex Cannon Soars Like a… Falcon
***BREAKING NEWS*** Hotlanta just got a little bit hotter. The Sex Cannon just signed a 1-year deal to compete for the backup QB position…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2
Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what…
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Coach Duchess’ Guide to Little League
Part I – Parent Orientation Hello, parents, I am Coach Duchess, and I am here to help you through the most important decision in your…
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News Round-Up: One Carter has Cancer another is a Cancer
Ex-President Jimmy Carter announced to the world that he is fighting against cancer. Meanwhile video surfaces of Chris Carter speaking at the 2014 Rookie…
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Duchess’ Soapbox
/Climbs up on soapbox Erik Kramer earned the nickname “Brass” because when Rodney Peete was injured Kramer had the “brass balls” to call an…
