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  • 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

    9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

    August 19, 2015

    First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s  shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…

  • The Sketch of Tomlin Braday

    The Sketch of Tomlin Braday

    August 13, 2015

    What you are about to read is the story of one handsome, innocent young man’s moral corruption, and eventual downfall. We begin our tale…

  • A Tale of Two Settlements

    A Tale of Two Settlements

    August 11, 2015

    There are currently two big class action lawsuit settlements that are being kindly swept under the rug. The first involves former NFL players suing…

  • NFL and Microsoft Get Hot and Heavy

    NFL and Microsoft Get Hot and Heavy

    August 7, 2015

    Three years back Microsoft and the NFL inked a 400 Million dollar, 5-year deal for the NFL’s interactive TV rights. While this agreement helped get…

  • The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015

    The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015

    August 7, 2015

    First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster’s shredded groin and Michael Floyd’s broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season. Second Circle (Lust)…

  • Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards

    Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards

    August 6, 2015

    If you made it through the debate without, as 5Chan would say, “An heroing”.  Congrats! Now for some made up rewards. Best Impression of…

  • It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy II – Are the Boston Globe Emails Real?

    It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy II – Are the Boston Globe Emails Real?

    August 6, 2015

    I know I am beating a dead horse here, but there are some serious flaws in the email chain the Boston Globe has been…

  • It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy I!

    It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy I!

    August 6, 2015

    I was pulling half of my “Great Ram Conspiracy” out of my gigantic ass. It looks like I am not that far off. Here…

  • Filling in the Cracks

    Filling in the Cracks

    August 5, 2015

    As this site is picking up steam, it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks. So whip out that caulk and fill those…

  • Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced

    Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced

    August 4, 2015

    /Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…

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