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9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason
First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…
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The Sketch of Tomlin Braday
What you are about to read is the story of one handsome, innocent young man’s moral corruption, and eventual downfall. We begin our tale…
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A Tale of Two Settlements
There are currently two big class action lawsuit settlements that are being kindly swept under the rug. The first involves former NFL players suing…
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NFL and Microsoft Get Hot and Heavy
Three years back Microsoft and the NFL inked a 400 Million dollar, 5-year deal for the NFL’s interactive TV rights. While this agreement helped get…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015
First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster’s shredded groin and Michael Floyd’s broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season. Second Circle (Lust)…
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Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards
If you made it through the debate without, as 5Chan would say, “An heroing”. Congrats! Now for some made up rewards. Best Impression of…
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It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy II – Are the Boston Globe Emails Real?
I know I am beating a dead horse here, but there are some serious flaws in the email chain the Boston Globe has been…
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It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy I!
I was pulling half of my “Great Ram Conspiracy” out of my gigantic ass. It looks like I am not that far off. Here…
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Filling in the Cracks
As this site is picking up steam, it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks. So whip out that caulk and fill those…
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Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced
/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…