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DFO Radio: Theory of the Mind
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [typing] “Lindsay Morgan cried for her friend with benefits as Rikki-Tikki-Deadly lay dead under the heavy book case even though he totally was…
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Request Line: Theory of the Mind
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth. CONNOR, THE INTERN is looking inside with concern.…
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DFO Radio: The Afterlife
“Now is that any way to behave…at a rock and roll concert?” – Jim Morrisson So this weekend, same as last year, we were…
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Request Line: The Afterlife
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing in front a large piece of electronic equipment. The large piece of…
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DFO Radio: The Genuine Article
Welcome to another Tuesday (read: behind schedule) edition of DFO Radio! I got off to a slow start this morning because I was watching…
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Request Line: The Genuine Article
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …and by then…
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DFO Radio: Holidays
In my heart, it’s still the weekend. I can’t say I did all that much of interest, I didn’t even really do any chores.…
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Request Line: Holidays
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Holidays vary throughout the world, but there’s one thing about them that’s supposed to be universal: you take a day,…
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DFO Insider: The Bearistocrats!
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are huddled over the speakerphone, listening to a pitch for a new reality…
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DFO Radio: Involuntary Servitude
When I was a sexy lifeguard during my summers off from college, thanks to a complicated confluence of circumstances (namely, her being nucking futs)…