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DFO Radio: Holidays
In my heart, it’s still the weekend. I can’t say I did all that much of interest, I didn’t even really do any chores.…
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Request Line: Holidays
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Holidays vary throughout the world, but there’s one thing about them that’s supposed to be universal: you take a day,…
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DFO Insider: The Bearistocrats!
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are huddled over the speakerphone, listening to a pitch for a new reality…
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DFO Radio: Involuntary Servitude
When I was a sexy lifeguard during my summers off from college, thanks to a complicated confluence of circumstances (namely, her being nucking futs)…
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Request Line: Involuntary Servitude
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon’s show. A large piece of…
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DFO Radio: One of Those Days
Last week, TheeWeeBabySeamus and his special guest Richie Incognito took over the microphone for the day, with the topic being “Having One of Those…
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Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet
FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones…
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DFO Radio: How the F*** You Doin’, Flyboys?
So someone stopped by the site yesterday with some…unpleasant things to say about how we run things around here. I don’t much cotton to…
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Request Line: Flight Plan
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN sits in front of a large piece of electronic equipment, sipping coffee.…
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DFO Radio: Girls, Girls, Girls
Last week Yeah Right ably took over the microphone for the afternoon, and you responded by jamming the phone lines to such a degree…