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The Mile High Five Club
…we now resume our regularly scheduled programming in progress… TSA AGENT 1: [standing firm] You’re not getting on the plane with this thing. GUS BRADLEY: [glares…
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DFO Radio: Things Are Not What They Seem
This Friday, Mark Davis finally pulled off the mask and let us get a glimpse of the dark mastermind that’s been hiding behind his…
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Request Line: Things Are Not What They Seem
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT A producer putters around the office, preparing a few last minute items for the evening’s session. …
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DFO Radio: Literature
Greetings! Since we had such a surplus of #content yesterday I held off on DFO Radio until this morning. Last week, Amari Cooper…
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Request Line: Literature
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN is talking into…
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Flying the Friendly Skies
INT. JACKSONVILLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT – DAY. TSA AGENT 1: …and so I told her that a skunk must have gotten into the yard. TSA…
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DFO Radio: Chatter
Good morning, and welcome to a delayed edition of DFO Radio. Last week’s topic was “chatter” and since I was off gallivanting in London…
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Request Line: Chatter
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT A producer moves around the interior of the booth, showing the basic features to its occupant, a physically perfect specimen…
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Quick Draft: Travel Companion
I’m headed to London in a few hours, and thanks to a family connection, there’s a decent chance I’ll be flying in first class.…
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DFO Radio: Free Agency
I’m off to lovely Turlock, CA* early Monday morning, so I’m too busy packing to put in too much of a preamble to this…