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Dark Deeds Merit Dark Rewards
December 6th, 2015 New Orleans, Louisiana Hours had past since the one loss Carolina Panthers continued their impressive season with a win over the…
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![[DFOnline] Falloutsanding?](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Fallout4.jpg)
[DFOnline] Falloutsanding?
Just a short post to facilitate some discussion. Now that our resident vidja gamers have had a chance to roam the wastes of a…
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[DFOnline] Overwatch
I’m not even going to put effort into thinking up a clever title for this post because I am so fucking HYPED for this game.…
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Selfieman
“Come on man, do it.” “No, I don’t want to.” “What, are you SCARED?!” “No! I just…don’t want to do it!” “You’ll never have…
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I Guarantee Green Bay Stays Undefeated this Week
My team is the greatest! What’s that? They’re on bye? Oh. How about a little mid-season update on them then? The Packers are 6-0 and…
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Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating
[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor…
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![[DFOnline] Aaron Hernandez Simulator](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/PrisonArch1.jpg)
[DFOnline] Aaron Hernandez Simulator
The haggard prison warden raised his head as the guard approached his desk. “Sir? We managed to find this outside the perimeter fence. It seems…
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A Sacrifice Must be Made
[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet.…
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted…
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![[DFOnline] Hexy Saturday](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-24_00001.jpg)
[DFOnline] Hexy Saturday
Following Sexy Friday, I hereby dub today Hexy Saturday. I know we’ve got some puzzle enthusiasts here at DFO, so this brain buster is…