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Your NFL Football Open Thread Numero Trois
To The Games! Bears/Raiders: With Monty out and Robinson underperforming and Fields rookie-ing, where are the points going to come from? Big Mack Attack…
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Your NFL Football Open Thread Numero Dos
To The Games! Packers/Bengalis: God, I love the upset potential here. Mixon didn’t practice all week but is expected to play. This looks like…
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Your “Welcome to Beautiful London!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome everyone, to the first morning game of the year. (Uh, what? -Left Coasters) I love quadrupleheaders. Pyjamas are de rigueur today as you settle…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I apologize for the tardiness of this post but a tortuous hiking trail waits for No Man! And I am No Man! hmm that sounded…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Was The Game of the Century everything you’d hoped it would be? Certainly the rain helped but I figured it’s deep down in Belichick’s…
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Your “Please-For The Love of Whatever-Please Mute Your Devices” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Welp, let’s get this over with. There’s nothing to be said that hasn’t already been uttered over and over again. To The Game! Bucs/Pats:…
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Your “Time (And The Games) March On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
I’m all for a slate that is 50% interesting. Meh, they’re all fine and dandy when one is playing the fantasy ball, really. Let’s…
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Your Early Sunday Slate O’Games Open Thread
Has the sked maker (I imagine him as an harried old man in a small office, papers in folders everywhere-he’s not received a raise…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Whelp, Morbid Curiosity, you win this round. I can’t ignore this game simply because the usual slobknockering of the established stars of the league…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
For me yesterday was an entertaining mix of interesting games-upsets, disappointments, shootouts, a bizarre finish-even some of the chalk results were worthy of a…
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