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Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread
Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture.…
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Your Early Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
Are you ready for some white-hot alpaca, um, football action? To The Games! TEAM/Bills: As noted by revered commenter/shut-in Hippo last week, Josh Allen…
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Your “Lamb To The Slaughter” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Are we going to call him “Alpaca”? Of course “Giraffe” is already taken. Newsy Notes: -It’s Not You, It’s Them: The most flags thrown…
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Your Monday Night Football (and Canuck Election Update) Open Thread
It’s good to be back! Many thanks to Hippo for filling in/helping out at the last second yesterday in order that jokery of dick…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Did you miss the football? I did. It ain’t hurt that some excellent games fell into our laps last weekend. (ya got lucky, Shield)…
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Your “Gruden Gets Ground Into Dust” Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s been four years now, is anyone happy with the direction of Rikki’s Raiders? Seems to me the success of the season relies on…
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Your “More, More, More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
As I type this Tyrod, Jimmy G and Darnold are having a lovely day. But what the heck is an Elijah Mitchell? I mean,…
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Your “It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we? Browns/Chiefs: How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs?…
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Your Sunny Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Ladies, gents and monsters, welcome to the first of many, many game intros. These are merely an excuse for me to type a funny…
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“LET THE BELLS RING, LET THE BANNERS FLY!” It’s Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Sorry Ravens rb Gub Dedwards, this does not apply to you. That’s shitty, what your ACL did to you earlier today. So I hope…