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Your Sunday Night Exhibition Football Open Thread
Shall we try again? I was putting this together, talking about various weathering when the power went out at my place. Shall we? As…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread (Pre-season Edition)
Shall we pretend to make sense of the weekend’s games just like all the twitterers, youtubers and whores of the legacy media? You bet!…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread (and some bad news)
How does one follow up Maestro’s glorious post? One does not, one simply distracts, is how one goes about it. (well, maybe one does…
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This Is Your Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Open Thread
Rookies, camp bodies and practice squadders, Oh My! I’ll take it as long as the big fellas smash into other big fellas or slightly…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
It’s been about February since I did one of these things. I’d like to point out that I’m several beers/scotches in so it “JUST…
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Your “Let’s Tie A Bow on 2020” Superb Owl Open Thread
Let’s wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats…
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Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread
Now this is the money shot, if you will. Likeable qb’s, exciting qb’s, excitable qb’s, even. Plus my chili has been happily simmering away for oh, about…
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Your Footy/Football Sunday Open Thread (w/bonus mini NFC Championship preview!)
I’m not gonna lie, no matter the announcers of the game between Brady and Rodgers (and really, that’s pretty much everyone that’s playing) the…
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Your “What Do You Mean, There’s No Monday Nighter?” No Football Game Open Thread
I guess I shouldn’t complain, that past year was the very first time in ever that our eyebulbs watched NFL football every damn day…
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Your “And An Old Man Shall Lead Them” NFC Divisional Round Playoff Game Open Thread
Forty plus year old quarterbacks-next thing you know there’ll be running backs in their mid-to-late 30’s playing! [Frank Gore swings his cane futilely in…