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In Which We Try To Say Strange New Phrases
BRUNSON BRONSON BRAUN SWING BRONN SWIN BRONZE NGUYEN BROWNS WIN … … … ONLY ONE OF THESE…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Poland
Poland enters the 2018 World Cup as a mystery wrapped in an enigma cloaked in bowling shirts. The Polandites qualified impressively, winning their group…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria
A random phone rings in a famous building… White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello…I’m calling from Door Flies Open…
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DFO Cocktail Hour – Exit Incognito
As the days get longer and warmer, we here at DFO are sharing our favorite cocktails to help put that extra kick into your…
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NFL Assistant Coaches: Pictorial Omnibus, Part Seven
In our continuing series portraying the vagaries of life as an NFL assistant coach, I am honored to present our latest installation of photographs…
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Rams at the Bye – A Tale of Redemption and How Much Jeff Fisher Sucks
A few months ago, some idiot writer previewed the Cleveland Los Angeles St. Louis no wait once again it actually is Los Angeles Rams…
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“Packers Pounded By Aggressive Rams” and Other Possible Rams 2017 Outcomes
Welcome to the 2017 preview for the Los Angeles Rams. I’m sure you’ve been looking forward to this like Carroll Rosenbloom looked forward to…
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Reince Priebus Tries To Plan The Inauguration
The scene is one of quiet desperation, as GOP Chairman Reince Priebus tries to produce quality entertainment for the upcoming inaugural festivities. On a constant…
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The 2016 “Houston Texans” Preview
George Berkeley was an eighteenth-century Irish philosopher who’s primarily known for his ideas on immaterialism (later known as “subjective idealism”). This idea…
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And Now, Please Rise For Our National Anthem
Oh, say can you see, By the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed, At the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and…