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Tebow At The Convention
Tim Tebow was rumored to be a featured speaker at the Republican National Convention this week in Cleveland. Alas, Tebow himself shot down the…
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Panic and the NFL
It’s early July. We’re a few weeks away from the opening of NFL training camps, but for now, the football landscape is barren. Sure,…
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Euro 2016 Preview – France
France is hosting Euro 2016, which means the soccer (or “football” if you don’t have American genitalia) team automatically qualified for the annual competition.…
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DFO Romance Report: Charlie Whitehurst and Jewel
Charlie Whitehurst is one of those lucky fellas who is employed as a backup quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts in the National Football League.…
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Let’s Pick The Next New Currency Face
Big news today: The Treasury announced that Andrew Jackson will be removed from the $20 bill and be replaced by Harriet Tubman. The reasons…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Substitute Teachers Are The Worst
Got a call from my dear friend Make It Snow (real first name: Rudiger) asking me to fill in on the Beer Barrel post…
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A Sneak Peek at Giants-Vikings, Fall 2016
Joe Buck: Welcome everyone to beautiful new US Bank Stadium here in Minneapolis, where this afternoon the Vikings will open their season against the New…
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Colin Cowherd Has A Special Guest
Cowherd: Welcome back to The Herd here on FS1 – the only talk show where you can get the raw, unfiltered truth about sports,…
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Owners To New Players: KEEP OUT
Responding to fallout from pictures of injuries inflicted by Greg Hardy on his girlfriend, several NFL team owners are calling for a halt to…
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Jerry Jones Releases Statements
On Greg Hardy: “While we did not have access to the photos that became public today, we were and are aware of the serious…