Matt Hasselbeck Has A Rough Day

  Matt Hasselbeck: Man, what a great day! Backing up this Andrew Luck kid is such a wonderful job, it's like he never gets hurt! Thank God I didn't take the Cowboys' offer. Man, would I ever be sore. Hey, there's a 7-Eleven! I could sure go for a Slurpee right now. 7-Eleven Clerk:

The [*Redacted] s Get a New Community Outreach Coordinator

In a lavishly-appointed office, somewhere near (well, not that near) Washington D.C., the [*Redacted] s' chiefs tackle a problem... Bruce Allen: "Our latest pronouncement that we won't change our team name -" Dan Snyder: "THE [*Redacted] S!" Bruce Allen: "Uh, right. The [*Redacted] s. Anyway, our announcement that we won't change our name even to negotiate