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In The Beginning
So, if I remember right from eight years of parochial school, in the beginning God made (in no particular order) heaven, earth, man, seas,…
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Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would…
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Tony Romo Sings The Hits Of Cat Stevens
Hey, Cowboys fans! Depressed because yet another season has gone down in flames thanks to your brittle quarterback? Wondering what to do with your Sundays…
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Football Talk From A Stand Up Comedian
Emcee: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the Laff Hole! You guys ready to have some fun? You look like a great crowd! Except this…
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Random NFL Preseason Thoughts And My Air Conditioning Is Broken
This may be the year Andrew Luck gets the support he needs to reach the Super Bowl. The Steelers will miss Le’Veon Bell for…
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Mr. Trump Goes To San Diego
People of San Diego, I have traveled here today to make a HYOOOGE announcement that will affect your San Diego Chargers, as well as…