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TGISF… AKA “If She’s Willing To Go Down Under, She’s A Keeper” Sexy Friday Open Thread
For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week, you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky…
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Baltimore Area Knife Sales Spike, Film at 11
Ravens increase security around Ray Lewis statue after petition to tear it down Jeebus. You really can’t make this stuff up, truth really is…
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Your “We’re Barely Halfway There, Don’t Wuss Out, Keep On Drankin’” Late Afternoon Games Thread
Things got started early today in London. The Ratbirds missed their wake up call, however. Yeeeeesh. But we’re at the day’s halfway point finally. …
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TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes, leaves. That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me. Oh well. It might not feel…
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I Don’t See The Problem
Ravens photoshop team logo onto Queen Elizabeth II’s face, quickly delete creepy tweet She was already pretty creepy. –
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Well, duhhhh?!?!?!?
Man accidentally shoots himself, tells police ‘black man in hoodie’ did it. Oh wait, a black man in a hoodie didn’t do it. Never…
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TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today. And you also already…
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Surf…
ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long. Because you can’t have her. But we’ll get to that. Last week, we paid…
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TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread
JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!! Hope you like that banner image. We’ll get back to that but…. – First, Some Business (again) Fantasy Football!!! I’m by…