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TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread
First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. …
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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…
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2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. – I had already begun mentally…
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2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of
I’m not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who…
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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…
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TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing? Yes. …
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Johnny Football Coach?
Yeah, I have every faith that THAT would go well. Never mind that the pinhead is so clueless that he decides the best time…
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TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry,…
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Pete Rose….Apparently That Has Multiple Meanings
Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls. OF COURSE HE DID. The profile fits perfectly. And yet…
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Your Not So Sexy Friday … Nineteen Sexty-Seven … TGISF Goes Retro, I Guess
That’s a restored 1967 Chevy Camaro SS. If you don’t find that sexy, then you’re an idiot. – – Getting Down To Brass Tacks…