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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins
[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again,…
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Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread
We’re almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week’s finish line is…
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TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I…
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Told Ya So
And because I knew this was coming, I’m not even pissed. NCAA verdict in North Carolina academic case: No violations, penalties for UNC The…
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A Very Special 25 Questions…Plus One
…About this…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfa4YjYF5eg OK, unless you’ve been living under a rock since yesterday, you’ve probably heard about Chris Foerster and his mega-stupidity. I’ve been…
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Dusty Baker: “It’s Kind of a Downer”
Way to take a stand, Cosby Jr. Nationals suspend assistant hitting coach, reportedly due to ‘revenge porn’ case “Ask ya homegirl if she wants…
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TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We’ve reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday…
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I’m Shocked….Shocked I Tell You!!!!
Full Disclosure…I’m not really shocked. Not even in the slightest. U*NC has run this investigation, more or less. Why should we now be surprised…
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Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”
A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in…
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Your “Are We Having Fun Yet?” SNF Open Thread
I’m tired and grumpy. And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously. That doesn’t seem fair, just sayin’. And I hate teh Clots. This…