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Your “Go Clean Yourself Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Wow, the interwebz can be edukashunul sometimes. Did you know that today is National Shower With A Friend Day? Seriously, it is. And while…
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Your “And Then Depression Set In” Post Fitbawl Wednesday Daytime Open Thread
As much as we like to make fun of “The League”, having no Fitbawl to look forward to IS an adjustment. But there is…
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Your “Bored Already?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welp, that’s it I guess. No moar fitbawl for about six months. How will we ever survive? Hopefully Andy Reid hasn’t yet eaten the…
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Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread
Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’…
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Your “Guess What Day It Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Mike, Mike, Mike…. Guess what day it is. HUMP DAY!!!!! Yep, we’re halfway there this week. Only four days until the LIV Tyler Superb…
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Tuesday De-Motivational – Hate Can Be Healthy
As everyone knows, it’s DFO Hate Week this week. And while I’m sure many of you will disagree, I think you’ll at least get…
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Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what…
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Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can’t prove…
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STFU He Got In, He Got In, Stop Your Whining.
Derek Jeter falls one vote short of being unanimous Hall of Fame pick; why he deserved every vote Here’s the shortstop WAR leaderboard (min.…
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Deep Thoughts…With tWBS
Whenever I watch game shows, I tend to shout out the answers when I know them. I like to feel smrt. But often, when…