DFO University – Gambling 101 – Sports Gambling

ballsofsteelandfury - March 13, 2018March 12, 2018

As we discussed previously, the key to effective and profitable sports gambling is knowing all about the odds. Today's lesson explores the odds in a more detailed manner. First off, we need to refresh our memories of a key concept explained last time: The key differentiator between games of chance and games

DFO University – Sex 2

ballsofsteelandfury - February 14, 2018February 10, 2018

Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let's hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears, I'll see you after class. Please bring Ms. Song with you. Don't get too excited, Ms. Song, I'll only need you to man the camera. Which brings us to

Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable

King Hippo - February 13, 2018February 12, 2018

King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC Basel (2:45 EST, FS2) King Hippo: Easy preview first - teh snuff film. FC Basel ain't even in first in the goddamned Swiss League this season, whilst Man City is

It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 29, 2017December 27, 2017

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Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of our Lord 2017. And yeah, go fuck yourselves with that CE crap. Taking away the religious angle, the commonly accepted chronology is based on the estimated birth

The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review

ballsofsteelandfury - November 24, 2017November 22, 2017

For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look down on us NASCAR fans, I'll be recapping this year's Monster Energy Cup season's top drivers/moments whilst at the same time giving you the definitive top

Your “Where Have You Gone, Megatron?” Thanksgiving Day NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

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Hey there, you four day weekend-having mother-suckers! Have I ever told you the story of how I stumbled across the bliss that is Thursday afternoon football? Yes? Well, sit back, relax with your warm glass of mulled cider ("you're so sophisticated!") and I'll tell you again. Back when I was

Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 13, 2017November 11, 2017

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Seriously, when I looked at yesterday's schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn't even available in LA. We were instead given the merde-pourri of Vikings-Redacteds, Cowboys-Falcons, RAMMIT-Texans, and Shitty Clippers-Jaguras. And then on Sunday night, we were given Pats-Broncos? Yeah Right. Now that

Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 2, 2017October 2, 2017

A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere. As he gets closer, he can hear the sounds of raucous laughter and music inside. He takes out a small piece of

On Politics, Trump, and why the Patriots are a perfect reflection of Trump’s America

ballsofsteelandfury - September 16, 2017September 13, 2017

We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this success has fed the hate and kept it at a nice even temperature long enough to smoke all the cattle in Texas. In a similar vein, the

The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - September 6, 2017September 6, 2017

When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write "concurring opinions" where they agree with the ultimate result (or dissent) but disagree with the reasoning. Commissioner Goodell is either a moron or a troll genius. He bungled the Ezekiel Elliot situation so badly

I Want Carruth! You Can’t Handle Carruth! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 30, 2017September 5, 2017

ALL RISE! The DFO Mailbag of Law and Fantasy Football is Now In Session (please see the disclaimer at the bottom of the page). The premise of this column is that I am a lawyer who excels at playing fantasy football. Please write to me to ask me your most insane

Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 23, 2017August 23, 2017

By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most common question submitted was if it is ethically proper to take Zeke in the draft. I'll take the second question first: If you want to