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DFO University – Gambling 101 – Sports Gambling
As we discussed previously, the key to effective and profitable sports gambling is knowing all about the odds. Today’s lesson explores the odds in…
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DFO University – Sex 2
Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let’s hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears,…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…
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It’s a New Sexy Year Friday!
Sort of. Work with me here. The timing of the holiday is such that this is the last Sexy Friday of the year of…
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The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review
For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look…
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Your “Where Have You Gone, Megatron?” Thanksgiving Day NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, you four day weekend-having mother-suckers! Have I ever told you the story of how I stumbled across the bliss that is Thursday…
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Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread
Seriously, when I looked at yesterday’s schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn’t even available in LA.…
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Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”
A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in…
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On Politics, Trump, and why the Patriots are a perfect reflection of Trump’s America
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this…
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The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write “concurring opinions” where they agree with the ultimate…