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Mouth Flies Open: A DFO Advice Column

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…

For many fantasy football players that aren’t me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren’t in northern California,…

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…

This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. Essentially, it will be an…

Disclaimer: This is absolutely not NFL-related. It’s not even sports related. But it is joke-related. Continue at your own discretion. Or go back to…

So, this summer I turned 50. Not a big deal to most, as average life spans are now at the highest they’ve ever been,…

Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering…

So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex. There are a…

While it may seem that the ties are already decided, as with many things in life, you never fucking know. Heck, it was only…