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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Divisional Round
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Door Number Four
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Wild Card Weekend
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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New Year Resolutions Challenge
I asked in the DFO clubhouse if anyone did New Year’s Resolutions. The response was basically the banner image. Some choice comments: King Hippo:…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Episode III
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – End of Regular Season
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Mouth Flies Open: Door Number 2
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 16
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…