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25 Questions About….

June 8, 2017

Well, I can’t very well post a picture of today’s topic. Check that, I can, but if I want to continue being able to…

Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread

May 29, 2017

Seriously, I can’t be the only one miffed, nay, irked, that the Stanley Cup Final goes in June at this point. In what world…

SOME MOVIES SUCK. THESE ARE THEM. SPECIAL ADAM “ASSCLOWN” SANDLER EDITION

May 3, 2017

I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of…

Cleveland Roulette: Garrett or Trubisky?

April 27, 2017

So whose it gonna be? Whose luck finally runs out when the Browns turn in their draft index card thingy? Is it going to…

CrimeBeat!: Bat Country Edition

April 26, 2017

No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to…

The Night Chicago Died A Song that I Wish was True

April 25, 2017

Well, that didn’t take long. I now hate Cubs fans more than I hate Patriots fans. Part of this new black well of hatred…

Nailing Down the Easter Holiday

April 14, 2017

I have always harbored an unbridled hate for Easter. It’s just another one of the many reasons why I am hell bound. This eliminates…

Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)

April 12, 2017

The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…