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“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread
Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR…if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white…
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To Hell With International Breaks Especially Before Derby Day
Everton starts this weekend’s festivities with a visit to Anfield to take on the hated Redshite (7:30, NBCSN), a ground at which they have…
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CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me…
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Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread
Don’t know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today’s 4…
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Commentists as role models?
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down…
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2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread
How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that’s how……
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2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Thursday Open Thread
The well sure is running dry FOAR teams fer which to root. There’s WCS’ cousinfuckers, and 15 shades of hate and/or rape. Huzzah, Murrika.…
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Your “Play To The Whistle” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Raiders are considering Joe Mixon as a draft pick. I thought they were going to go after the “guy who punches…
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Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon
The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.
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2017 Madness – Sunday Nofunday
Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame! Documenting the atrocities… #7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS) Welp, the Wolverines did not…