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Better Know A Bracket (2017) – Midwest Region

Welcome to the mildly difficult region that is the Midwest, home yet again to perennial #1 seed, U*NC of the Midwest, Kansas. But those…

Have you EVAR wanted to see the Venn Diagram of a CBS wet dream? Well, it’s the cast of Big Bang Theory discussing the…

OK, Folks, I know I have been mad lazy what with producing no new kontent and barely commenting and all, and I should probably…

NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…

So, over the last year of doing this “column,” I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of…

WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…

Whelp, the NFL Head Coaching Carousel appears to have come to a screeching halt with Kyle Shanahan’s coronation as 49er’s head “coach”. Unless, of…

/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…

♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…

So, it’s time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to…