[INT. - A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks of ancient, leather-bound volumes piled high. All of a sudden, a frantic knock is heard through a heavy, wooden door.] SMALLER HOODED FIGURE: My Lord, I’ve found it!
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Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he's still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory minicamp this week. the logic is that, under Jon Gruden's favourite provisions of the CBA, actual coaching time with players is at a premium, so why
Your “What – Nothing’s On Again?! Where’s “The Longest Day”?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Cleveland Roulette: Garrett or Trubisky?
CrimeBeat!: Bat Country Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let's get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to WhyEaglesWhy. Can you hear it? Can you hear the low, menacing rumble, like a thousand Peter Kings' stomaches in an Acela™ Quiet Car? That's the sound of the City of
Your “Football Is the Madness’ Sorbet” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: today, the Competition Committee proposed: shortening overtime to 10-minutes; making all referees full-time employees by the end of the decade I get that itches need to be scratched, but what benefit does Marshawn Lynch to the Raiders hold? maybe it's to work with the sweet, sweet hands of
Your “Calm Before the Storm” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still
CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week Extra Day” Monday Evening and also Tuesday Morning Open Thread
2017 Fade in: Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm. Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just witnessed. Under the table Winston's feet made convulsive movements. He had not stirred from his seat, but in his mind he was running, swiftly running, he was with the crowds
