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Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Los Titancanos’ DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 4: Inner Circle
Two Things: First, A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. – Mark Twain (Incorrectly)…
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Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies
INT. FOX SPORTS STUDIOS — WESTWOOD, CA A producer mimes a countdown from five and, when reaching one, points a finger to the FS1…
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Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and…
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It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread
2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands…
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Your “And I Wonder, Yes I Wonder. Who’ll Stop The Run?” AFC Wild Card Open Thread
Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to…
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Your “Clash of the Titans (No, Not Those Titans)” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Oh my, we’ve got some jugger-naughty thrills and spills coming our way don’t we? I’m genuinely excited for what’s in front of us. Let’s…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK…
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On Politics, Trump, and why the Patriots are a perfect reflection of Trump’s America
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this…
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Your “It Seems Like The Super Bowl Was Just Yesterday” Thursday Night Football Season Opener Open Thread.
I guess you’re wondering why I called this meeting. I’ll tell you why but first I think we need to give a round of…