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Your “More Like ‘Sneakers At The Beer Garden’” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Banner photo by Daniel Berman/www.bermanphotos.com NFL Nuggets: First game of the season, and the first officiating error against the Saints. As most of you…
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The Picture of Tom Brady: Your 2019 New England Patriots Season Preview
SPRING 2000 The office was filled with the faint odor of cortisone gel, and when the light spring wind stirred the dust that had…
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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Your Saturday AM Lesser Footy Thread
Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have.…
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Your “How ‘Bout A Change Of Pace?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Demaryius Thomas has been arrested for vehicular assault. He was the driver in a single-vehicle, rollover accident where a passenger was hurt.…
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Orchids of Asia Day Spa Report Context
Good Morning and thank you all for being our here today on such a chilly Boston morning. I am speaking before you this…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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[DFO] Hate Week Presents: The New England Patriots – An Open Thread (Of Hate)
Welcome to the second day of the Third Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Quincy Market, the USS Constitution, and Boston…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…