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Meanwhile, in the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit…
INT. JUDGE’S CHAMBERS – DAY An African-American woman in judge’s robes sits behind a desk, carefully reading through various pleadings. A white light on…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Owners Y’know, I had a whole rant worked up about owners. It was pretty good too – it started with just a general…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week! A…
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Fozz In Charge of America
Let’s be honest, our nation is F.U.C.K.E.D. It doesn’t matter what side of the aisle these politicians sit on; they wallow like greedy sow…
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Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022
As I was browsing YouTube last week looking for songs to play for you, I stumbled across a little bit of genius that got…
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Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP
INTERIOR – INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV – THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Meet Me at the Waldorf
Happy Friday one and all once again. This week I’m taking my cocktail inspiration from the fact I should be going to New York…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 5: Malaria and Syphilis – No Longer a Sophie’s Choice!
Good morning. You’re back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh,…
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A Frozen House of Horrors
“April is the cruelest month.” No, Mr. Eliot, you fucking bonehead, April is a great month because it’s getting warm and the sticky black…
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So Long, Tom: Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…