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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Trois
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Armed n Hammered as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into more…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches
(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter…
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CAKE SUCKS! A Sunday Gravy After School Special.
Valentines day it was. I was at my horrible job embarrassing chickens yet again. When in walks a very lovely lady carrying a balloon…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-26
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Request Line: Floridity
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are burning brightly. DJ 3000′ boots up… …to see HUNTER RENFROW sitting on…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Vacation!
Its Finally here! Vacation!! Well, technically tomorrow but I get to slam my laptop shut for the next 2ish weeks. I’m still technically working…
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Tiki Thursday: Numéro 2
Welcome back!! As I mentioned last time, have loved all things Tiki for a very long time regardless of whether it is politically correct…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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The Little Idiot
Once upon a time a little idiot was born. The little idiot knew nothing until one day his older brothers forced him into little…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 20 Recap!
This week, Rivalry Week kinda fizzled out as the good teams won and the bad teams lost. That means the Finals picture is clearer.…
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