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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking…
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Off With Their Heads – Those Goofy Toothed Blue Blooded Bastards
God save the queen ‘Cause tourists are money And our figurehead Is not what she seems Yeah, Sid Vicious – that doomed idiot –…
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Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few…
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BattleBots Beat: We Are the World, We Are the Fighting Robots
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we had Tombstone and Bronco join Bite Force in the lofty realm of 4-0 robots. We…
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The Landover Snyder’s Team Preview 2018
Alex Smith (QB), not to be confused with Alex Jones or any other leaders with tiny hands Adrian Peterson (RB), in a switch from…
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DFO Radio: Songs of Hope
Last week, our former President dropped by to lead us in collecting some songs about hope. I thought it would be a nice, happy,…
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Grease up the poles! Eagles Season Preview.
Hi there, how is it going? When we last wrote about the Eagles the date was November 14th 2017, You see ole Nick was…
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AFL Beat Finals Bye Week
This week, even though there are no games (or are there?), we still have stuff to talk about as the AFL season-ending awards were…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?
It’s been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then,…
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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld
It’s that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think “Hey,…
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