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BattleBots Beat: 4-0 on the Floor
Welcome back to the Beat! This week, we have what Kenny Florian calls a “minefield of explosive robots.” There are THREE robots currently sitting…
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2018 Dallas Cowboys Preview: How I Learned To Give Up On The NFL And Take Back My Sundays.
As you may recall, I checked out on the NFL last year. The initial draft of this preview, (which I was going to pass…
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Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy
Yeah, some signals got crossed. So there’s not going to be much here. Sorry, not sorry. But that’s good because you don’t want me…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hi there commentists I hope you’re not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week’s action as I’ll be driving 9 hours to…
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Request Line: Yes and No
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. PRODUCER: …and so I suppose at the end of the day, it’s like that familiar saying, “how do we…
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BattleBots Beat: This Time, It’s Personal.
Good morning, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time, Chomp got outchomped, Tombstone had a tough but not that tough fight against Whiplash, and…
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The 2018 New York Giants Preview Roast
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to New York City…adjacent East Rutherford, New Jersey, for my Hacky Ass™ Roast of the New York Giants. That’s right,…
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2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile…
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The 2018-19 Jacksonville SWAGuars Preview
I am the horny housewife of NFL fandom. I’m married to a sports team. A respectable team. The kind of team you could bring…
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Your 2018 La Liga Preview
The games start today (in roughly 15 minutes, I believe), so what better time than the present to give you what you’ve all been…
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