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Request Line: Rock and/or Roll
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits behind his desk, while a harried-looking DJ3000 escorts a pale-faced and shaking ROOMBA to the exit.…
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Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Los Titancanos’ DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Animal Style
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, there were a pair of controversial decisions and neither of them were Chomp’s fight. Also three robots…
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What’s on Tonight? Nothing! The slowest night of the sports year open thread!
Greetings everyone! The day is here. It has arrived. Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day…
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Your “As I Am An Honest Puck” Tuesday Night MLB All-Star Game Open Thread
Yup, that’s where I went with the title. Because as I mentioned last year, I did have the fortune to go to the 2008…
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Your “Who Even Are These Guys?” Monday Evening Home Run Derby Thread
Well, the World Cup of Lesser Footy’s over. Only four years and four months until Qatar 2022, or for our purposes two years give…
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It’s time to feel better! Saturday Evening open Thread
Evening folks! A quick heads-up, Sunday Gravy will be on a one week hiatus due to our extensive coverage of the World Cup. It…
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Your “Paraskevidekatriaphobia” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t believe in luck, good or bad. I do believe in chance and random occurrences, however. I also believe that our actions, or…
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Request Line: Crippling Alcoholism
EXT. ARIZONA STATE HIGHWAY 87 – DAY A car appears to be stalled in the breakdown lane of the northbound lane. A pair of state…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Mama Said Knock You Out
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, no title smart-assery in the lede today for reasons you’ll find out below. Last time out DUCK! showed…